Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

napsterbate

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Nappy Roots

"One of em's fat and loud, second one's black and proud, the third one's drunk and wild, the fourth one's slim and sly, one of em's just shy, last one's young and wise, home grown, battle tested, you gonna love these guys" -(from their song "nappy roots day").

"Nappy Roots" is a rap group consisting of 6 guys that met as students at Western Kentucky University, 2 of them are from Oakland and the other 4 were born and raised in Kentucky. Their country pride is evident in just about all of their songs. Nappy Roots is most well known for their hits: "aw naw" and "po folks".

Hank: Say Gus...who is the dopest rappers in Kentucky?
Gus: Well I reckon that'd be "Nappy Roots"

by I'm Wilford July 8, 2010

nappysack

A sack in which used diapers (nappies) are placed into.

Honey, that nappysack over there is stinking the place, i think we need to empty it.

by freejuice January 23, 2011

Nappaquartzaphobophobia

an uncontrollable, irrational, and lasting fear of a certain object, situation, or activity. of nappaquartz32 or the names nappa, or even hearing the word nappaquartz,nappa

Sorry i can't roleplay with you nappa,i have nappaquartzaphobophobia.

by YoutubeYT June 11, 2022

power napper

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.

Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.

by April_S September 5, 2016

Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023