Upfront Napkin

The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)

Upfront napkin came in handy for taking notes in algebra II, i got an A on that last test!

by Dragoon464 November 21, 2011

Fuck the napkin

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".

Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"

by Chuck Lindo June 8, 2009

wet napkin

A person who has no personality.

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.

by melissuhann January 1, 2015

nupping

the half asleep zombie trance of a liberian boy high on heroin.

this boy is nupping. he's nupping. you smoke heroin and you want to sleep, but you don't sleep, so he's nupping.
only cocaine will calm him down.

by ius1 February 24, 2010

Napnin

Short response for "Not going to happen" or "Never going to happen" of " I'm not going to do that"

"You would me to pay for your meal, napnin!"

by JefDaddy June 9, 2018

Arm Napkin

Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.

Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

nipping

When a woman's cold nipples poke erect through her shirt

Did you see Mrs. Johnson in class today? The room was freezing and she was nipping like a champion!

by mafioso April 22, 2003