Namastercard

Religious greeting spawned by the synthesis of eastern and western philosophies. Translates as "the rampant consumer in me recognizes the rampant consumer in you." Predominantly used from the last Friday of November until Dec 24, a time period honored as "the most fiscally lucrative for the retail segment time of year."

Consumer 1: Namastercard, friend.
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts

by Slaymeister November 26, 2021

reverse namaste

When you fart while doing yoga.

During down dog i let a huge reverse namaste.

by Edfoo August 17, 2016

Namaste

"Hello" and "goodbye" in India. Like "aloha," but said while clasping both hands (like in prayer, I guess) in front of you.

A slightly more formal variant is "namaskar."

Going in: "Namaste."
Going out: "Namaste."

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

Namaste

It means “fuck you, I have anxiety,” according to South Park’s Eric Cartman. Used in Season 22, Episode 8, “Buddha Box”

“Namaste.”
“Fuck you too.”

by ☆♡Ally♡☆ December 2, 2018

Namaste

Buddhist word - said at the end of a mediation, along with "om shanti" - meaning peace be with you etc

Namaste
Om shanti shanti shanti om

by Zharzi August 13, 2005

Namaste

1. A word commonly utilized by Yogis (yoga instructors) and yoga partakers as well as overly spiritual individuals
2. A type of sea vegetable
3. The only word Andrew Zimmern could utter when he first tasted durian

1. Yogi: Namaste!
Female yoga partaker: Namaste! ;)

2. Screw kelp, you gotta try namaste! Tastes like chicken.

3. (Chews durian for the first time. Spits out instantly.)
Andrew Zimmern: Namaste!

by If Andrew Zimmern Had Hair.... August 27, 2010

Namaste

It means ‘fuck you I have anxiety’

Dude: Bro you wanna go to a party

You: Namaste

by Yeeter 22.0 December 24, 2018