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toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008
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chew on my nads

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!
by hunglox September 4, 2011
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Naldo

Supreme being, One able of accomplishing great deeds and brags about them on the internet. Synonyms include PimpMaster and God.

Naldos have a liking for Hos and humungous bootys
Da Nalfo fuck all o them hos.
by Naldo October 9, 2004
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Nardsville

The term nardsville is used to describe the jack! He is an amazing talented football player, with a delightful body and nice pecks.
Chris says: woo, whos that! hes hot!
Tyrone: Oh thats nardsville, hes such a hunk!
by Carloss31 April 11, 2011
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./NaldyXploit

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Nalisha

A Nalisha is the BEST person ever. If you have a Nalisha in your life, then you are lucky! She's adorable and cute and so so so pretty but she just can't admit it. She's actually very shy and may seem socially awkward at the beginning, and may even seem as a bitch but once you get to know her then your life will instantly become a brighter place. She's really funny and cool and a great person to be in a relationship with. She's very fashionable and may seem uptight but she's really down-to-earth and very understanding and very open to all. She's such an amazing person!
Nalisha is amazing
by Hiedy November 21, 2021
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lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay
Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!
by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018
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