Nutmeg bombed

Being hungover after doing nutmeg, with symptoms including headache from god himself, cold like weakness and mucous production, and terrible cotton mouth.

I'm so nutmeg bombed right now...if I survive I'll never do that shit again!

by Bagosh September 30, 2010

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 06, 2019

nutmeg phantasy

An elaborate, vivid, and often seemingly "controllable" daydream that can be intensely pleasurable, scary, or phantasmagorical, caused by consuming copious amounts of nutmeg in order to obtain psychoactive effects. These episodes are usually intiated through contemplation, meditation, drifting off to a near sleep or trance like state, daydreaming, spacing out, listening to ambient or dreamy music, or even just randomly. Use caution when working with nutmeg. Start with low doses.

Dude, I had the craziest nutmeg phantasy the other day! I was walking home from school in a snowstorm, and then all of the sudden, I imagined that I was in a new Terminator movie, and my neighborhood was a battle field. I could hear gunshots and everything. Then I started to be able to "direct the action" and made a movie preview in my mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life, and out of all the nutmeg phantasies I've had, that one takes the cake.

by ACIDHEAD December 07, 2007

Spicy Nutmeg

The pungent and wonderful smell behind the balls that arrives after a day of the sack marinating in the post-sex juices from you and your lady.

While sitting at my desk I caught the spicy nutmeg scent wafting up from my crotch, bringing with it please t memories from the night before.

by Klaire_83 June 23, 2023

Nutmeg Footloaf

"When Cody cums on Greg's swollen walking ligament"

You know how you have to piss on someone when they get a jellyfish sting. Well, Nutmeg Footloaf works wonders for Meg after she sprains her foot.

by KoreanBoi626 November 03, 2021

Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 07, 2024

Nutmeg

Basketball pass that goes in between another player’s legs. It’s become such a meme

Yo did you just nutmeg me, dawg?

by WizardsFan39 March 03, 2020