Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 09, 2023

vaseline city

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.

Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.

by Realtalk155 February 11, 2016

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 01, 2009

Mississippi Vaseline

Chewing tobacco saliva used as anal lubricant

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.

by ecust July 04, 2020

Welsh Vaseline

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.

Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.

by Etymol OG July 07, 2020

Vaseline Gypsy

A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.

I saw Ginger out with a different guy each night this week. She is quite the Vaseline Gypsy.

by Impatigo September 08, 2011

vaseline burrito

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.

"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"

by Good Good October 07, 2005