tomato

red asf

one time i was f*cking this girl and i put it in so far she turned into a tomato

by Pimp_daddy_05 February 23, 2021

tomato

An infection going around on discord.

A status message: DM me the word Tomato.
B: I have no idea what this is about but TOMATO
A: You have been infected. Now change your status to 'DM me the word "Tomato"'. The infection shall spread silently. The only rule is to not spoil the game for others by telling people what saying tomato does.
B: OH NOES
B: btw I am totally spoiling this game

by nyrelnite September 06, 2021

Tomato

Someone who 'left islam', but in reality they're usually a Hindu or Christian larper.

They mainly reside in r/exmuslim, the complete contrast of r/exmuslim is r/extomatoes, a subreddit dedicated to joke about the idiots of r/exmuslim, extomato translates to ex-exmuslim.

Warning: never visit any subreddit without wearing protection (especially r/exmuslim)!

Person 1: Tomato.

Person 2 (a tomato): Mo was a pedo, (says even more bad things to insult islam), and your arguement is therefore bust.

Person 1: tomato

by Bigbraintime January 02, 2022

Tomatoes

The testicles.

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.

by DaveDH November 05, 2022

Tomato

Boring and stiff guy.

Person 1: Yo mate fancy some drinks later at my other mates house?
Person 2: Nahh! Sorry bro I don’t drink anymore I’m trying to better myself.
Person 1: You fucking tomato.

by Big daddy phat sack 34 May 07, 2022

Tomatoing

It is the act of stealing tomatoes from other people's gardens, and not getting caught

Hey Mario I heard Giuseppe's got some good tomatoes, wanna go "tomatoing" in his garden tonight so we can make some spaghetti sauce later!

by Yeeyeefuker July 29, 2020

Tomato

ITS A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

SEEDS INSIDE ME YES FRUITS YES

Example: Blueberry have seed yes? AND LIKE MUCH OTHER FRUIT (besides strawberry) HAS SEED INSIDE YES??? YES
in conclusion, TOMATO IS A FRUIT SPREAD DA WORDDDD

by November 19, 2020