notchos

The bad nachos found at ballparks, arenas, movie theaters, and bad restaurants.

These ballpark nachos with the awful processed cheese should be called notchos.

by runbucky January 23, 2017

Notch

A notch is a unit of measurement for sexual partners. Some people count anything more than kissing as a notch, and some people only consider sex as a notch. They are a count of how many people you have hooked up with, and not how many hook ups you have had.

That's nothing, after last weekend I'm at 23 notches.

by hipbones April 15, 2015

Nitchbag

Someone who tries to add their own name to The Urban Dictionary and give it an outstanding definition/review.

Fuck, another Nitchbag tried to add their name again!

by good old max February 5, 2019

top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

G'notche

A lazy slacking freeloading bum. A person who is always looking for a handout, but never wants to do anything to deserve it. Also can describe a dimwitted person who accomplishes meager tasks and expects grand rewards.

Mr N. : The guy getting all the free appetizers has been hovering over the buffet like he guarding it.

Mr T. That's because that gentleman is a G'notche!

by TV2112 April 19, 2018

Sugar Notch

The greatest borough to hang out, eat 30 cent wings on wed. and thursday, and have no gas stations but 3 bars throughout it. Stop by. We're either drunks, skins, or old! Oh the fun never ends.

Sugar Notch has to be the greatest place in Pennsylvania.

by Nicoleski June 28, 2007

nitch

The word Americans say when trying to pronounce niche

"Choose a small nitch market" when overheard is actually "Choose a small niche market"

by hopelessone February 3, 2010