Newbis

The official licking out and or cleansing of the butthole with ones tongue.

Ryan Nelson gave me a big wet sloppy newbis last friday.

by Newbisluvr4life:)<3 November 14, 2011

mews news

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.

I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Fux News

Comedian Jim Carrey's rendering of "Fox News," which he describes as “a giant culture fart” and “a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams.”

Carrey: "I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue."

by ashman w. hilton June 4, 2014

News-rage

The emotional state of increasing anger resulting in verbal or written rants about poorly written news articles, misleading headlines, and biased reporting.

James' news-rage was bang on the money about that terrible article in the Herald this morning.

by Springbok27 February 21, 2009

bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.

by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009

villager news

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

Outwood Academy Newbold

An absolute piss take of a school with pedo teachers and fake lasses who think they have big tits because of push up bras

Outwood Academy Newbold is full of twats

by Kenzie Mann April 17, 2019