New Mexico maybe

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

by El Capitán Sangre December 6, 2017

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New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

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new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

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new mexico state university

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.

new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!

by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011

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New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015

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A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018

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