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Nerp

1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body

2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.

3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.

4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.

5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat

shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.

2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!

3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
by WORD BIRD February 6,2010 February 7, 2010
mugGet the Nerpmug.

nerps

"i loved sucking on her nerps"
by Madushca June 23, 2007
mugGet the nerpsmug.

Nerp

an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
by DonnieShell January 21, 2012
mugGet the Nerpmug.

Nerp

Never ending recycled product

Comonoly used amongst twacks like me in santa cruz california
Im going to nerp your. Nerp pile im going to nerp your bike
by Legend of sc January 13, 2017
mugGet the Nerpmug.

Nerp

Person#1; "Hey, so you like Nickelback?"
Person#2; "Nerp"
by Worder Hearder June 9, 2018
mugGet the Nerpmug.

nerp

A cute exclamation of surprise, delight, disappointment or other extreme emotional reactions. Variations include nerpie and nerphead to describe another person when in a highly emotional state.
Nerp! I love you even though you are a nerphead!
by MelissaM September 7, 2007
mugGet the nerpmug.

nerp

"Nerp!!!!!!! SPOON MAN to the resuce! NERP!!!!!!!"
by Erin October 18, 2006
mugGet the nerpmug.

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