nerp

The battle cry of those who are not yet clinically insane.

"Nerp!!!!!!! SPOON MAN to the resuce! NERP!!!!!!!"

by Erin October 18, 2006

Nerp

A. Adverb
1. No
2. Never

B. Verb
1. To be bitch slapped in the face
2. To be cock slapped in the face

A. Adverb...
Squire: "Can I take a rip of that bong?"
Huss: "Nerp!"

B. Verb
Last night, Kat stated that Erica needed a nice smacking last night. Trevor and I decided that she deserved to be nerp'd instead.

by Adam Franklin April 8, 2009

nerp

To Nerp, nerping. To use spy ware or spy/surveillance equipment to secretly gain access and gather Intel on other people. My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or..m. cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com

My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or... cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com

by angelpowers.rd.escorts August 8, 2014

nerp

A funny or strange nipple.

Did you see Peter's third nipple?

Yeah, he's got a serious nerp.

by farts mccool January 27, 2018

NERP

Non
Electro
Regular

Person

Anyone who does not consistently listen to Electronic music (e.g. house, techno, dubstep, electro house, etc.)

People who prefer to listen to top 40, Country, Rock, jungle music (rap), and everything NOT electro.

Person 1: "Damn this party is so sick!"
Person 2: "Yeah that's because there's no NERPs here!"

Person 1: "Why do I feel like I'm in the jungle right now?"
Person 2: "Because all these fuckin NERPs are listening to their coon-tunes obvi!"

by whitesnake999 May 26, 2011

Nerp

The same as a noob, someone who is inexperienced in a certain field.

noob: messagebox.show("hello world")
end sub

noob:that works but where is my logo
pro vb user: NERP...

by sheeny June 26, 2007

NERP

Nerp is a word invented by a small group of females in the Northeastern Colorado area. It eventually caught on throughout the midwest and it's definition has been altered in many blasphemous ways. The original definition of "Nerp" was an acronym which meant "Never Eat Rice Pudding." It meant that there was "NERP on top of a chicken, or chicken on top of NERP." Nerp was therefore occasionally an unknown substance which could be alternately underneath or on top of a (live) chicken. There were variations among the original users, such as "NERPing" which roughly meant "messing about because one was bored." Nerp was occasionally substituted for other words, as appropriate to the situation and sentence content.

"I'm feeling rather NERPy today."
"I'm not doing anything today, man, except NERPing."
"Do not misuse the NERP!"

by Ali L. March 27, 2008