The Nubbiest Nub Nub in the land of Nublets. The Uber Nubcake(spelled in a wide array of variations)is such a nub, in a game of Counter Strike Source they will immiediatley drop 800000 ranks and go to a 1-497 Kill to Death Ratio. The Uber Nubcake is such a douche, they die.
Uber Nubcake - zOMFG j00 FUKING HAx0rZ!!11ONEONE im going to tell the admin AND HE WILL BAN YOU!! FIGGIT!!!
pwnzor - fucking shitface, shut the fuck up.
pwnzor - fucking shitface, shut the fuck up.
by jesse pasek August 30, 2008
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Get the Nobcastle mug.A nubcaike is a noob who is generally nooby. It is a word used by people who are in no way noobish, or at least that is what they believe. Often said by players of online games.
Person1:Can I have some free stuff please? I'm new =)
Person2: Get away from me nubcaike, no freebies!
Person2: Get away from me nubcaike, no freebies!
by Paul9 September 7, 2007
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And judges
eat
it
up
This is where parents get their "hope for the future" but of course these same people might faint if they saw their children eat a meatball so that says something for their sanity.
The number of student led cults involved is over the top, stretching from paper clips to rice. That says something for the students' sanity.
Finally "NCFCAers" - as they are sometimes called - tend to look down on every other speech and debate league. STOA, Toast Masters, and all the others. And to be quite frank while NCFCAers are crazy the others are worse.
(btw did you want to come a judge a tourney?)
And judges
eat
it
up
This is where parents get their "hope for the future" but of course these same people might faint if they saw their children eat a meatball so that says something for their sanity.
The number of student led cults involved is over the top, stretching from paper clips to rice. That says something for the students' sanity.
Finally "NCFCAers" - as they are sometimes called - tend to look down on every other speech and debate league. STOA, Toast Masters, and all the others. And to be quite frank while NCFCAers are crazy the others are worse.
(btw did you want to come a judge a tourney?)
I competed in NCFCA and so did my sister. I'm in jail and she's a senator.
NCFCAers are insane.
Heil Hydra.
NCFCAers are insane.
Heil Hydra.
by WinterPolar November 23, 2022
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Usually considered harmless unless doing "Jihadi Jim" or similar "Bonzai" styled charges with fully automatic weapons. They do, however, make excellent cannon fodder for skilled players of any game.
Explanation- Called "NubCabbage" because they are not quite skilled enough to be true "N00bs" (hence, "Nubs"), but ARE skilled enough to be a Cabbage carrying a Bayonet attached to an Sub-Machine Gun, coupled with the willingness to die......often.
Variation: NUBCabbage- Song by Captain Slappy & Toadkiller Dog.
Usually considered harmless unless doing "Jihadi Jim" or similar "Bonzai" styled charges with fully automatic weapons. They do, however, make excellent cannon fodder for skilled players of any game.
Explanation- Called "NubCabbage" because they are not quite skilled enough to be true "N00bs" (hence, "Nubs"), but ARE skilled enough to be a Cabbage carrying a Bayonet attached to an Sub-Machine Gun, coupled with the willingness to die......often.
Variation: NUBCabbage- Song by Captain Slappy & Toadkiller Dog.
Jesus, this nubcabbage is rolling all over with a Peppashaw, and dying faster than he can spawn!
Man.......dig the skill these nubcabbages have!
Man.......dig the skill these nubcabbages have!
by OneEyedGodzilla May 23, 2009
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