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Anything is possible in NCBCA, an 80-team CBB simulation league, which has been up and running since May 2017. Whether it's taking a small Mormon school and exploiting religious biases or tanking the prestige of an already established blue blood, the choice is yours.
When it comes to recruiting, it takes place in the middle of the week while everyone is in school or at work and is filled with hundreds of Pitch TBAs for recruits that nobody has time to actually pitch for.

Seasons are split into 3 halves and last a week which also include rigged conference tournaments then the National Meme Tournament where we plan to add an actual selection committee after I finish playing GTA and getting tacos. Recruiting starts yesterday, so its recommended to join beforehand so we can call you an alt in newcomers.

Within the league, we have many violations that replicate real life such as recruits having their own escorts, a brand catalog that gets updated when Brent comes back once every blue moon, riots, and preseason tournaments in Syria, and others where literally half the teams participate, along with opinionated coaches voicing their opinion in discussion to predict where certain recruits may go.

verify your reddit, just to make sure you're not Eugene. Our discord link is located on the sidebar, not required but it's heavily recommended as majority of league memes are found on discord. If you have any questions, feel free to inbox me and I'll add it to the recommendations poll.
Hey guys it's me Eugene, i mean Arminite, I mean Kobe, sorry I keep slamming my Keyboard, its me Xxtra can I get back into NCBCA?
NCBCA by SECBlewA3-1Lead June 16, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
We didn't come this far just to get this far
Kobe is the best coach in NCBCA history
NCBCA by NCBCA June 16, 2018
Related Words
NCBCA NCFCA nubcaek nubcap Nobcastle Nubcaik nabcake NCCA nobcake NubCabbage
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014
a Roblox™ chat filter bypass word commonly found being used by RO-Gangsters other words commonly found are "MIC UP" and "KID"
Mic up Ncca!! ill beat u to a pulp
a group of noobs (not) commonly used on MMORPGs such as WoW.
special person: /g ah i just ganked a nabcake in auch 5v1!
nabcake by noona March 1, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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