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Anything is possible in NCBCA, an 80-team CBB simulation league, which has been up and running since May 2017. Whether it's taking a small Mormon school and exploiting religious biases or tanking the prestige of an already established blue blood, the choice is yours.
When it comes to recruiting, it takes place in the middle of the week while everyone is in school or at work and is filled with hundreds of Pitch TBAs for recruits that nobody has time to actually pitch for.

Seasons are split into 3 halves and last a week which also include rigged conference tournaments then the National Meme Tournament where we plan to add an actual selection committee after I finish playing GTA and getting tacos. Recruiting starts yesterday, so its recommended to join beforehand so we can call you an alt in newcomers.

Within the league, we have many violations that replicate real life such as recruits having their own escorts, a brand catalog that gets updated when Brent comes back once every blue moon, riots, and preseason tournaments in Syria, and others where literally half the teams participate, along with opinionated coaches voicing their opinion in discussion to predict where certain recruits may go.

verify your reddit, just to make sure you're not Eugene. Our discord link is located on the sidebar, not required but it's heavily recommended as majority of league memes are found on discord. If you have any questions, feel free to inbox me and I'll add it to the recommendations poll.
Hey guys it's me Eugene, i mean Arminite, I mean Kobe, sorry I keep slamming my Keyboard, its me Xxtra can I get back into NCBCA?
NCBCA by SECBlewA3-1Lead June 16, 2018
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Kobe is the best coach in NCBCA history
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NCBCA NCFCA nubcaek nubcap Nobcastle Nubcaik nabcake NCCA nobcake NubCabbage
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014
a Roblox™ chat filter bypass word commonly found being used by RO-Gangsters other words commonly found are "MIC UP" and "KID"
Mic up Ncca!! ill beat u to a pulp
a group of noobs (not) commonly used on MMORPGs such as WoW.
special person: /g ah i just ganked a nabcake in auch 5v1!
nabcake by noona March 1, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005