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Anything is possible in NCBCA, an 80-team CBB simulation league, which has been up and running since May 2017. Whether it's taking a small Mormon school and exploiting religious biases or tanking the prestige of an already established blue blood, the choice is yours.
When it comes to recruiting, it takes place in the middle of the week while everyone is in school or at work and is filled with hundreds of Pitch TBAs for recruits that nobody has time to actually pitch for.

Seasons are split into 3 halves and last a week which also include rigged conference tournaments then the National Meme Tournament where we plan to add an actual selection committee after I finish playing GTA and getting tacos. Recruiting starts yesterday, so its recommended to join beforehand so we can call you an alt in newcomers.

Within the league, we have many violations that replicate real life such as recruits having their own escorts, a brand catalog that gets updated when Brent comes back once every blue moon, riots, and preseason tournaments in Syria, and others where literally half the teams participate, along with opinionated coaches voicing their opinion in discussion to predict where certain recruits may go.

verify your reddit, just to make sure you're not Eugene. Our discord link is located on the sidebar, not required but it's heavily recommended as majority of league memes are found on discord. If you have any questions, feel free to inbox me and I'll add it to the recommendations poll.
Hey guys it's me Eugene, i mean Arminite, I mean Kobe, sorry I keep slamming my Keyboard, its me Xxtra can I get back into NCBCA?
NCBCA by SECBlewA3-1Lead June 16, 2018
Words you can keep
We didn't come this far just to get this far
Kobe is the best coach in NCBCA history
NCBCA by NCBCA June 16, 2018
Related Words
NCBCA NCFCA nubcaek nubcap Nobcastle Nubcaik nabcake NCCA nobcake NubCabbage
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014
a Roblox™ chat filter bypass word commonly found being used by RO-Gangsters other words commonly found are "MIC UP" and "KID"
Mic up Ncca!! ill beat u to a pulp
a group of noobs (not) commonly used on MMORPGs such as WoW.
special person: /g ah i just ganked a nabcake in auch 5v1!
nabcake by noona March 1, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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