Nad Note

The highest pitch a man's voice can reach. Normally achieved after a kick to the crotch.

The local dogs went mental when Pete kicked Mike in the bollocks. Mike's Nad Note almost reached the high C.

by PadsterMMF June 7, 2013

nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

nad sacks

Scrotal sacks

Oh shit, nad sacks!

by European Bob May 6, 2003

nad nog

A man's semeninefrious fluid, released during the act of ejaculation.

"After the load I blasted in her mouth last night, that bitch will be gurgling nad nog for a week and a half."

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

Nad Bag

another way to say balls...

just funnier.

"That jackass kicked me in the nad bag."

by zorg86 March 11, 2006

Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)

Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

nad(a)ia-ighteousness

A "delusions of grandeur" act of acting all "holier than though" and "I'm more important that you" attitude when in a professional setting in order to mask over one's true insecurities. The "nada" meaning "nothing" or "non-existent" righteousness.

nad(a)ia-ighteousness: "Oh GAWD, I gotta do THIS and THAT, I am SOOOOOWWW BUSY, I'm so TIRED, I have SOOOOOOO much to do!"

by donbeeeyacunt March 6, 2013