Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

muttley

Cursing under your breath like Dick Dastardly's Muttley. Yet another term popularized or coined by Formula 1 announcer and retired driver David Hobbs.

The team just told the driver he has to do a stop-and-go penalty. The driver's doing a muttley.

by Hobbs_fan November 15, 2011

mutler

A Primate servant known more formally as a mutler.

Queen:-Charles get the mutler to bring me some tea.
Charles:-Mutler get the queen some tea
Mutler:-*A variety of monkey noises that make no sence to us*
But im sure if we could understand him...it would have gone like this
Mutler:-Get Your own Damn Tea!

by Surferrdude February 22, 2008

Muttness

Muttness Records - Independent Miami record label founded in 2007, part of Muttness Music Inc., a publishing/licensing company and production house.

OMG, that song is dope, who released it?
It's on the Muttness catalog, they have some killer tracks...

by McWired March 4, 2009

Muttness

...from mutt. Involving or suggesting a person's mixed origins. Could apply to race or culture.

I was raised all over the world, and I love my Muttness.

I'm half Latin, 1/4 Jewish, and 1/4 Chinese, now that's Muttness...

by McWired March 4, 2009

mutter

The german word for "mother".

Deine Mutter!

Your mom!

by Vogel im Kopf January 2, 2008