Mushie

Hallucinogenic mushrooms. Often referred to as, mushy/mushie/mushies.

G: Did you find any mushies?
B: Yeah

by inkyursela January 18, 2009

Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.

"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"

by Chrogan May 5, 2010

Mathieu

Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.

That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009

Mushie

During anal sex you remove your clam hammer from her Hershey highway, then proceed to take your shit covered tuna torpedo and smack her in the face, leaving a mushroom shaped shit mark

After I finished annihilating her asshole, I made good use of my shit covered member by giving her a mushie

by Taste the ROE April 7, 2017

muthaeffa

A fucked up and censored way to say "mother fucker". It only sounds cool if you say it in your head.

"That muthaeffa stole my cat!"
"Shut up, muthaeffa befo' I pop a cap in yo ass!"
"omg that muthaeffa ttly pwnd u!!1"

by x-Adrian July 15, 2005

Muthed

To have your prostate milked while at work.

So I was tightening a screw yesterday when Justin snuck up behind me and muthed me

by Jsig21 August 22, 2011