Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009

Mustache De Mayo

Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".

Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!

by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010

mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.

"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"

by Mustache rash January 11, 2014

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018