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Fettuccine Mussolini 

Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.
Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!

Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?

Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?

Waitress: Both!

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Benito Mussolini 

Italian dictator and former head of state; he held the title of “Il Duce” (English: The Leader) during his time of rule over Italy. He came into power in 1923 after he and his group of Blackshirt paramilitaries under the National Fascist Party initiated a coup in what became known as the March of Rome, leading to a bloodless transfer of power by the then-king of the Kingdom of Italy to Mussolini. Ruling his country over a totalitarian fascist dictatorship, he pursued an alliance with Nazi Germany and fought in World War 2 with the Axis Powers, but was soon forced to step down by the Italian King after the Allied Forces invaded the Italian mainland, later being rescued by German paratroopers and placed as the head of the new Italian Social Republic, a Nazi puppet regime that fought the Italian resistance and the Kingdom of Italy (which by now was affiliated with the Allies after Mussolini was forced to step down) during the Italian Civil War. He was later killed in 1945 by a communist partisan, and his dead body was publicly hanged upside down along with a few other notable fascists.
‘Benito Mussolini, in full Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini, byname Il Duce (Italian: “The Leader”), (born July 29, 1883, Predappio, Italy—died April 28, 1945, near Dongo), Italian prime minister (1922–43) and the first of 20th-century Europe’s fascist dictators. Mussolini was the first child of….’

-Britannica
Benito Mussolini by Idot11111 November 30, 2022

Benito Mussolini 

Pissed-off Italian dude.
Benito Mussolini... why you so angry? Is it because all of your women are so hairy? Have a meatball.
Benito Mussolini by copernicusmike September 16, 2007

Tea with Mussolini 

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.
1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

International Mussolini Day 

The day to honour the great fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, for it is the day he was born on July 29th.
Oh boy International Mussolini Day is coming soon! Get ready to party.

Sneaky mussolini

when a man and a women are having sex and the man is giving the women anal, he reaches around front of her and starts to finger her vagina
I was fucking your mom last night and gave her a Sneaky mussolini...im sneaky like that
Sneaky mussolini by JJ,Brandon,Nick November 21, 2005

Benito Mussolini 

A crazy son-of-a-bitch that ruled the then Facist Italy from 1922-1945. He, his wife, his family and his generals were dragged through the streets of Italy in 1945, beaten, gutted, and hanged upside down. So a lesson to girls--If you marry a guy that turns into a dictator-divorce his ass!!