Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elon Muskrat 

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.

Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.

Elon Muskrat by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Elongated Muskrat 

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

The Dead Muskrat Clan 

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

The Dead Muskrat Clan by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

elongated muskrat 

he put car in space

I drive in space Elongated Muskrat

elongated muskrat by The Big Gay Man May 6, 2018

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

Elongated Muskrat by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat 

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

Elongated Muskrat by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023