mophobia

Fear of being cursed by a black man.

Arthur came down with a severe case of mophobia after knocking over that Brother's 40 at the domino game.

by Apuhl M'Diq Oud January 22, 2009

mphobia

Also called multiphobia, mphobia is fear, prejudice, disgust, or discrimination of m-spec (multisexual) individuals.

Note: M-spec stands for multisexual/multiromantic spectrum, which is a spectrum to describe people who are attracted to more than one gender. An example of some (but not all) labels that fall under the category of m-spec are: Pansexual, Bisexual, Omnisexual, and Polysexual.

Note 2: Most urban dictionary definitions of labels stated above are outdated.
Pansexual = Attracted to all genders, regardless of gender.
Bisexual = Attracted to two or more genders.
Omnisexual = Attracted to all genders, except is not "gender-blind" like pansexuals are. They might feel a difference between their attraction to certain genders, or have a preference for a certain gender.
Polysexual = Someone who is attracted to multiple genders, but not all. Contrary to popular belief, this label has nothing to do with polygamy.

Person 1: Hey, I'm Pansexual
Person 2: Why do you have to be attracted to all genders? Can't you just pick one?
Person 1: That's mphobia. Don't say that.

by hhjbjbnkjbhjgkj June 25, 2021

surphobia

An unreasonable fear of the unknown (i.e., surprise). Manifests as compulsions to circumvent due process in the pursuit of spoilers. Note: such spoilers do not reduce net enjoyment. Instead, they increase it.

My daughter spoils the Christmas surprise every year. She suffers from surphobia.

by Smith, Word December 24, 2021

marzphobia

a fear not marshal aka marz

this is marzphobia

by anonymous October 30, 2022

Mephobia

fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies

Fans of Harry Potter tend to suffer from mephobia. That's how boss they are.

by treehuggerlover April 23, 2011

MURPHORSAIDS

Noun. The true reason for mutilated cows.

a women comes into the ups store shipping horse semen. murph with a cut on this finger bleeds into the horse semen. horses all over the country are now infested with murphorsaids. escaping from there pastures and fucking holes into the sides of cattle across the nation

by pukes litterson December 19, 2008

Muffphobia

The act of being muffphobic, being scared of a girls vagina for any given reason.

"Muffphobia is the reason you wont do her man"

"Get outa here with that Muffphobia shit and just do her"

"So..you wont talk to her because you have....Muffphobia?

by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009