Mundane

A person with a very Somalian mentality who does not know how to party, hates drinking or can't engage in an intellectual discussion about universal enigmas that haunt man’s existence such as: What is the meaning of life, does God really exist, etc.

AbdiShwak: Hey Faadumo, whachu doing tonight?

Fadumo: Will go with some friends and smoke shiisha.

AbdiShwak: You are so mundane! Wali ma dad baa shiishad cabba? Come with us so we can talk about God and meaning of life over a cold Jack Daniels!

by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009

Mundinanity

The act of posting inane status updates, tweets, etc. to liven up an otherwise mundane existence.

1) " So happy about tomorrow!"
* This mundinanity forces readers to inquire to poster, giving poster a positive reinforcement to do it again.
2) " Having chicken and biscuits! Yum!"
* Obvious mundinanity, the most exciting thing in your life is chicken and biscuits?!?

by her_nabr December 13, 2010

mundane

Mundane, Mundanes or 'danes. A slang term for people who attend Renaissance Festivals in normal non-garb attire. Also slang to define anyone who attends Renaissance Festivals but has not adopted a Rennie Persona.

Lady Mary: Are you attending Faire this weekend?
Pirate Annita: I've got a lot going on this weekend but if I squeeze in a visit it will sadly be in 'danes.

Barbarian Bess: Who is the mundane?
DewDrizzle the Faerie: That is my friend Joe. This is his first RenFest!

by MadMadameBludpyre November 26, 2013

Munding

When you are crushing on//wanting side booty with someone. Can often lead to mutual munding, in which both parties are involved in lust.

Man I love my boyfriend, but I'm totally munding on John. I'd love some of that booty on the side.

by Sara Lou April 11, 2010

mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

Mundie

An eastern seaboard rock cod, known for its fear of the ocean

Did you catch a fish.

Yea, but it’s just a Mundie

Gross, throw it back.

by Big dog81 October 22, 2020

Mundinger

An unnecessarily picky human being who believes their trash is priceless and deserves the same respect as treasure.

Hey boss, there's a man in the parking lot throwing a furious fit that he thinks we scratched his 91 Geo Metro that's covered in Rust and mismatched paint panels. He's being a real mundinger about it.

by Mr. Fix-ish September 3, 2022