struggle munch

When you're eating something and it get all over you or makes a mess.

"I see you struggle munchin' on that sloppy joe!"

by ca$$ money January 22, 2015

Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat.

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!

Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

by coolrat September 5, 2021

that's way too much work

what you say when you're going to do something in a second anyway

no, that's way too much work

by DeWayne Mann August 21, 2004

Star-munch

When a male eats a woman's ass. (Asshole looks like star)

Dude I star-munched her.

by UrbyForLife May 10, 2017

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

shitty munch

When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.

(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch

(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch

by Bonging September 22, 2017

Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021