Multitasking while masturbating.
To do other things while masturbating.
Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.
To do other things while masturbating.
Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.
"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."
"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."
"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"
Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"
"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."
"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"
Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"
by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010
Get the multitaskabating mug.A hooker, call girl, porn star who can mentally separate her professional sex life from her romantic sex life. In other words, sex addicts who fall in love with sullen, burnt out, erectionally dysfunctional musicians.
Southern California has many aspring models who will put out at the drop of a dime to get a "leg up" in the entertainment industry, but will marry Johnny Guitar Watson for his heart. She must be a solid Multitask Ho.
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by GlazeHer February 21, 2014
Get the multigash mug.When a female or male is "courting" two or more partners at the same time. It's basically a more polite way to call a person a slut or comment on lack of character. Referred to especially when said person "multitasker" has a current relationship with someone else. Multitasking is considered the gateway to cheating and can also be considered cheating.
Tom: Wow, Susan has a boyfriend, yet she's talking to two other dudes.
Will: Damn, she's multitasking like that?
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Will: Damn, she's multitasking like that?
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Get the multitask mug.The result of the mental reprogramming that occurs over time when people habitually try to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously.
by Daniel Oram March 20, 2008
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It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
by jimwade December 17, 2009
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