Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

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muffincholy

The pensive, almost gloomy feeling you get after consuming one-too-many muffins. This can also be used after a hungover-brunch that doesn't necessarily have to involve muffins, but must involve a hefty amount of carbs.

"Dude, what's wrong you're like staring into space."
"Oh what? I'm fine I'm just a bit muffincholy right now."

by collie-wollie March 26, 2014

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Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015

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Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018

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Muffinscrote

A woman, lady, or girl that has a muffintop (fat roll that hangs down over belt line all the way around their waist) but also has really long and fat pussy lips.

We knew that awful stink was coming from Janet but had no idea it was her muffin scrote. Damn that's on stank-ass muffinscrote!

by Muffinscrote December 27, 2022

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