by OilyVegans May 28, 2019
by Foxy500 July 03, 2019
In American football - when a punt returner calls for a fair catch or intends to let the ball bounce and be downed by the kicking team, and either drops the ball or otherwise touches it without taking possession resulting in a fumble that can be recovered by the kicking team.
And the punt is up.... oh it's a beauty - he got all of that one..... Devin Hester's back to receive it. He's waiving for fair catch and......... OH NO!! He's dropped it. Hester has muffed the kick!! And the Patriots recover. Hester, normally sure handed, has muffed another one. Not what the Ravens had in mind when they brought him in.
by KDubWhatsUp? February 14, 2017
Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.
You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!
Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!
You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block
Friend: No one likes a muff...
Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!
You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block
Friend: No one likes a muff...
by afrotreetrunk February 23, 2012
Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 September 29, 2010
Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.
Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
by Muffowner April 15, 2006