Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 31, 2021

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Sydney Mueller

Shawty got a big ol' bootie. This Chick will love you more than anyone else. cries so much tho

Sydney Mueller is one crazy lady.

by monkeyboydman November 08, 2021

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Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.

Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 04, 2020

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skyler mueller

Skyler mueller is a pretty low key person with two amazing best friends that both happen to be younger than her, but both taller. Skyler is a fun person to be around but finds herself to get annoying easy. She loves everyone for who they are and Is most excepting person.

Bro Skyler mueller is hanging with that tall ass 12 yr old again wtf!

by Timmy turner boyyyy November 13, 2020

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