Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.
Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"
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Mr. Krabs

A fat jewish tomato that likes booty.
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Mr. Krabs

A peice of shit boss who pays squidward regularly and pays Spongebob a Pennie a day or some Bull shit/ Cheap skate price of fuck
Person 1: Dude I just payed a five year old to give me his toy car!
Person 2: you pulled a Mr. Krabs
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Mr Krabs

Your sugar daddy who penetrates you with his 19-inch cock and gives you £20 for it after
Omg I saw Mr Krabs yesterday, and I never came as much as I had then! I flooded his bed and soaked the £20 pound note he gave me!
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Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.
"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."
by kittenbean June 11, 2018
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