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mantastic

1. Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.
2. The act of completing a stereotypically macho feat.
3. Often used snarkily in battle, i.e:
"dude, your ex-girlfriend is a lesbian now?"
"fuck you, your the one wearing the mantastic earings."
4. Term used to describe a person radiating testosterone.
Pirates are mantastic because they get two types of booty.
by the sexiest beast April 21, 2007
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mantasrophe

Etymology: "man" + "catastrophe"
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.
by H.S. January 11, 2009
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mantasmagorical

Amazing, majestic; anything that will pretty much burn your eyes if you look at it too long because its so awesome. Everyone strives to be classified as mantasmagorical. People who are mantasmagorical are basically the president of everything.
Customer: "Wow, I love that shirt... it's so mantasmagorical!"

Sales Lady: "So, you're buying one in every color then."
by rahquill June 14, 2011
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mantasking

Shitting showering shaving and brushing you teeth all at the same time. The ability to multitask only the most manly of actions or jobs.
Dam that dude can man task.

Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
by Thanian March 5, 2014
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mantasticness

A specific term used to describe certain qualities a person possesses such as a combination of them being attractive, macho, sexy, manly, etc.
Alex had the perfect beard to help accentuate his mantasticness.
by sam d. April 14, 2016
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mantastically sexalicious

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)
Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.
by Bobby X. June 2, 2008
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Mantastic

A word used to describe something when fantastic just isnt manly enough.
Man 1: Dude I just bought 500 pounds of steak for the BBQ.

Man 2: Mantastic!
by Rotari November 10, 2009
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