mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

Mozart

A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Is there really anything left to say?

by D. Campbell September 5, 2005

momarchy

A form of government, in which a person (usually a mama's boy) is under the complete control of their mother. In most cases, a momarchy is usually a fascist dictatorship.

Leo: Mom, can I buy an XBox 360?

Leo's Mom: No! Go clean your room, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Leo: Jesus Christ, this is such a momarchy...

by Chuck Wood December 15, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015

Mozart

When your banging a person in front of the piano while you bash their head on the piano keys

I pulled a Mozart on this chick so bad Chopin came out her ass!

by Adafoo July 18, 2013

Mozart Syndrome

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.

Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

by daa1234529 July 8, 2011

Mozzarella Twat

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.

Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"

by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013