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Mow your lawn

To perform a noisy service that keeps people awake.
Hey Janice! Next time your boyfriend's over to "mow your lawn", can it not be when people are trying to sleep?
by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021
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Lawn Mowing

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
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mow your lawn

mow your lawn means shaving your dead grass! go go go go.
please mow your lawn.
that girl needs to mow her lawn.
by heroshima jones December 9, 2008
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Mow Gretzky's Lawn

When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.
Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.
by Brownlow January 7, 2014
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Mowing my lawn

When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)
Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!
by Jetinsky! April 17, 2019
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Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.
by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017
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Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole
Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.
by Eslur June 1, 2019
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