mower man

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.

Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 2, 2017

Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

Mower cream

The delicious result of the Mexican lawnmower

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream

by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020

Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

by JoeyCanTSee December 6, 2021

joshua mower

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

by bill shakespear January 25, 2018