v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.
Madison laid down on the bed to let Ethan motorboat her, but Ethan was so drunk that he passed out as soon as he put his face between her breasts. Now he's just motorfloating on Madison's boobies and she's stuck there until he wakes up. I hope he doesn't puke on her!
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A combination of the words moron and retard to emphasize the stupidity of a person's actions or conduct.
by Orville Bigelow March 25, 2005
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Get the Motarola mug.One who has such a high level of stupidity that they are seen as both a moron and a retard at the same time.
You fucking motard!!!
by DT February 22, 2005
Get the motard mug.1.Intergalatic Space faring race of Mental defectives, from the Planet Motardia. Greedy, opinionated, cowardy, and with an IQ never exceeding 98.5 They are so stupid in fact; that they muct bluntly strike their own foreheads to jump start their brains. Which are in purpetual park mode. When a hardy MEEP MEEP! is heard you know a fucking motard is nearby. 2. Brain Dead. IE See Republican party.
by Max Headrom December 18, 2003
Get the Fucking Motard mug.I'm sorry Jimmy, you're only mildly autistic. Bobby has Downs' syndrome, and we at Hooters have a strict policy of seating customers in order of their mental impairment. See, the sign says "Motards will be served before Retards." Sorry, Jimmy. Stop drooling, Bobby.
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