An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).
But we love Van the Man.
But we love Van the Man.
by Ellie!!! February 23, 2006
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From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.
Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.
Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.
Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.
Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.
Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
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Get the Morrisa mug.A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.
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I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.
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