monty sharp

he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.

that boy is such a monty sharp

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

Monty Sharp

A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill

watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd

Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch

by random game mem thinkgs October 14, 2023

The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.

I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.

by Thejournalist February 15, 2026

marty im scared

A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.

Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”

Janet: “marty, i’m scared”

Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.

news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!

me: marty im scared

by tsmemories February 23, 2019

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011