dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Mystifier

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with

Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

motified

Provided with a motive; motivated

I'd mail you my mortgage check, but I ain't motified enough to get up off my ass.

by Elwood January 20, 2004

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

Morbiferous

it usually means a slag or hooker

that girl is Morbiferous

by bobby October 27, 2004

mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006