Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!

"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."

by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021

refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007

subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis

Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business

by seee..pearl April 23, 2024

Mortgage Broker

a licensed individual that collects information from a buyer in order to determine what loan program best fits their specific scenario. Then they shop for the best rate options for the buyer in order to get them the best loan terms. Unlike banks we can shop with multiple investors and offer options not typically available at traditional banks. (example: Bank statement loans, Investor Cash Flow loans, and more)

By using a Mortgage Broker I was able to get a better interest rate and save thousands on my mortgage loan.

by Mortgage Whisperer October 25, 2022