HE IS THE PRETTIEST BOY YOU CAN IMAGEN OF. HE IS VERY KIND AND WILL HELP YOU WHENEVER HE CAN. MORITZ HAS HIDDEN TALENTS WHICH YOU WILL FIND OUT IF ARE TOGETHER WITH HIM.
IF HE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
IF HE LIKES YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!
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Get the MORITZ mug.A word invented in The Noise, located in Grey County, Ontario. The word was invented during a party to commemorate the 75th anniversary of skoal. A moitler is a person who does not enjoy shotgunning beers, dipping skoal and eating roadkill.
Doug: "Hey Gord did you see that guy over there who didn't eat that dead raccoon?"
Gord: "Yeah. What a Moitler."
Gord: "Yeah. What a Moitler."
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Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
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by porscherider99 May 3, 2018
Get the Merit Bean mug.The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
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Get the quando omni flunkus moritati mug.Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good
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