monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

Monkey

racist word for a black person

There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

monkey

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

by >MuffinMan< December 6, 2006

monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

monkey

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003