Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga February 05, 2008

monday

the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.

"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."

by MLIAlover20 December 31, 2011

mondayed

similar to being out of your mind, drunk, stoned and more...

Lets get mondayed on Monday!

by ShanBan February 16, 2005

Monday

The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"

by MrJonesAndMe April 24, 2012

Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

by G-Union 2 August 05, 2004

Monday

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday

by Jrotch October 30, 2012

Mondays

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!

Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.

by Schriar July 16, 2006