On my momma

"On my momma" u meant it , or u telling the truth , u not joking around .

Bruh on my momma I did !

by Columbus Ga November 21, 2017

Where yo momma at

An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.

Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.

Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?

by pimphand5 May 3, 2009

kitty's momma

The mother of your cat.

"My kitty's momma just had two more kittens."

"Omg, siblings!"

by Queen Buttrix June 19, 2018

momma bear

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.

she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.

by momma bear magazine August 19, 2016

Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Momina

Awesome.
Just purely awesome.
And amazing, etc..
But mostly: awesome.

Dude, my girl is so Momina!

by betsy.9 June 28, 2010

Mommate

A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.

Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.

by 313vagina March 1, 2009