jo momma

yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky

jo momma is a hoe

by Jaylen Gun December 6, 2023

mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children

Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012

Mamma jammas

Tits, boobs, 2 curves formed on the chest of a female human species, with purpose of feeding offspring, a play thing for the male species and offering pleasure for the female

Annie bought a bra cup D. It barely fit her!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!

by Fukaface! April 19, 2019

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.

"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

by The Conway July 15, 2009

Bad Mamma Jamma

A girl whose body measurements are perfect in every dimension. She’s got a figure that’s sho’ ‘nuff gettin’ attention. She’s poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see. I get so excited viewin’ her anatomy. She’s built, she’s stacked, got all the curves that men like. She's as fine as she can be. Looks like she’s poured into the gold, she bad(good way). The essence of beauty, ooh, such lovely hair. She’s foxy, classy, sexy, sassy. She’s heavenly, a treat for the eye to see.

Courtney Downs, Katie Porta, Stacy Gaglia, etc.

by Ricken Backer December 16, 2004