Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".

That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

by MistaCreep August 20, 2011

mooshing mollusks

2 girls who like to have sex by scissoring

Dude I know she likes mooshing mollusks

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024