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Molko Unit

A molko unit (mU) is a unit of time first used by some magnet students on a visit to MIT, but has since then swept the east coast of the US. Most importantly, the amount of time that a single molko unit occupies is subject to change, which is what makes this unit of time both versatile and extremely annoying.

Problems can sometimes arise with molko units, as anyone can simply assign an arbitrary length of time to a molko. Therefore, statements regarding time made by molko users will sometimes lead users of the inferior second/minute/hour method astray.

To simplify things and cut down on confusion, experienced molko users tend to gravitate towards one certain length of time for the molko unit, called the Common molko. The exact value of the Common molko (Cm) is unknown; however, it is said to be somewhere around 4.27 seconds.

The origin of the molko unit's name is uncertain, but the widely accepted belief is that it was named for some second-rate anime/manga character by one of his fangirls. There are also some rumors of other related units of time, such as the decamolko, which is always larger than the standard molko, and the millimolko, which is always smaller. These are merely rumors, however.
Fred: Hey, you got the time?
Amy: Yeah, it's 10 to 2.
--Later--
Fred: Can I get the time again?
Amy: Umm... Oh, 10 to 2.
Fred: What?! How?!
Amy: Molko units are flexible and capable of frequent change. In my book, it's always 10 to 2.
Fred: ... Whatever, you need some help.
by The_Awkward_Swan May 16, 2009
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moblog

Moble Photo Weblog, a weblog made up of content (mainly pictures). Usually this content is published using a moble cellular phone that includes a digital camera.

This can be a personal moblog, or a community one where multiple people post content
Dude, hold still I gotta get a picture of that for my moblog.
by aelf December 3, 2003
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MOLO

a phrase for mark lee solo used mostly by his stans and will hopefully summon the mark lee solo tape soon enough
Mark cult : "-ok but like the MOLO snapped"

Person : "tf is MOLO"

Mark cult : "it's mark lee solo stan mark lee"
by marklee god November 12, 2019
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Mobload

laying on a bed, with both legs behind their heads while the male is going at the gal hard. this position is usually used for old married couples... MUST BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!
last night me and that crusty chick from the retirement home let me mobload her for 3 hours... ye
by Elawnah CewperSmithsonian December 2, 2010
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mobowl

n. a marijuana pipe that is used for smoking while on the go, usually while in a motor vehicle.

v. mobowling- the act of smoking marijuana out of a pipe or "bowl" while also being in a moving vehicle.
person 1: dude, do you want to go for a mobowl session?

person 2: sure, i'll warm up the car, you pack the bowl.
by v. nillz May 20, 2010
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molloy

1.a molloy can be a very sexy person 2. also used to describe someone who has swagger 3.can be used as a noun for when you are unable to remember the night before due to excessive drug use and drinking 4.can also be used as a noun to describe passing out
"oh yeah, he pulled a 'molloy' last night." "man, he's got so much 'molloy' in him"
by K-kat February 9, 2009
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Melbourne

The Capital of Victoria that is actually quite diverse with lots to do. However most of the definitions of Melbourne on Urban Dictionary are by Sydneysiders complaining about Melbourne being a hole and that Melbourne people always try to say how much better Melbourne is then Sydney when the Sydneysiders are doing the exact same thing by trying to say Sydney is better in the example
Sydneysider: Your city is a hole and ugly and you all play GAYFL. Sydney however looks beautiful and is so much better then Melbourne.

Melbournian: And you complain about us saying our city's better, wanker.
by Moreland Legend 08 October 23, 2008
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