monotexter

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Molotov

Crazy Mexican band, who's debut album Donde Jugaran Las Niñas? "Where Will the Little Girls Play?" was banned in both Mexico and Spain for it's lyric attacking the Mexican government. Often compared as a Mexican version of Rage Against The Machine.

Puto doesn't make fun of Gay people it's makes fun of people who can't stand up for themselves.

Molotov's best songs:
Polkas Palabras
Step Off
Apocalypshit
Undertow
Let It Roll
No Manches Mi Vada
Frijolero
Amatuer
Que no te haga bobo Jacobo
Voto Latino
Gimme Tha Power
Matate tete
Puto
Quitate que masturbas

by Will-3rd May 10, 2005

powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

by geek.neo May 6, 2010

Molotov Cocktail

A glassbottle filled with flammable substance and some form of fuse. To be used as a weapon (anti-tank).

Most commonly fuel and a rag soaked with something flammable. The rag will burn and clog the bottle's neck so that the flame spreads only when the bottle is broken (thrown at the target).

Named and made famous by Finns in the Winter War (1939-1940). Name comes from the Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav Molotov who claimed in a radio broadcast that the Soviet airplanes dropped food to Finland during the war (instead they actually dropped RRAB-3 clusterbombs which the Finns comically named Molotov's bread baskets.) The Finns then decided to name the bottle they effectively used against Soviet tanks 'Molotov Cocktail' to go with "the food".

Nowadays used mostly by rioters and hooligans against the police. Also used in arsons.

Throw a Molotov Cocktail to the tank's air-intake to make it's engine stop!

by Shrewd Bone December 1, 2009

Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010

mohot

A verbal expression used to better explain feelings of boredom or frustration to a silent or un-interested class. This adjective is best exclaimed whilst the class in silently engaged in the activities of an already “pissed off” teacher. Repeat until feelings of boredom subside.

---silence---
Chris- “Mohot”
Teacher- “Chris, have you got something you would like to share with the class?”
Chris-“This work is boring my ass off”
Teacher-“Christopher, that is not how we speak in class, now get back to your Bio revision before I put you on after school detention!”
Chris-“Work?? Who the fuk cares what the inside of a leaf looks like…”
Teacher-“Detention!”
Chris-“Fukk Mohot”

by RAJ.L October 21, 2009