Mom

They love you sometimes, and sometimes they suck!

Mom: Im sorry, but you make me sick!

Me: Thanks... :( *jumps out of window*

by keepout October 04, 2009

mom

(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.

billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM

by SISTAR April 04, 2011

Mom

Someone who gives you life.

Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.

by Cunt707 March 16, 2015

Mom

The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.

Kid: I hate you!
Mom: I love you

by thrscarybearunderyourbed April 11, 2015

will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi

"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike

by Negative- March 31, 2005

mom

The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.

878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345

by Wesley M. Williams February 10, 2005

mom

made of money

m=made
o=of
m=money

mom: do you think im made of money?
kid: isn't that what mom stands for?

by mee53197(: February 21, 2011