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Red Wing, MN

A city in southern Minnesota near the border of Wisconsin. Its a pretty small town, and everyone who lives there knows someone who works at Red Wing Shoes. Red Wing is also home of the world's largest boot.
Alicia: Hey while I'm visiting Red Wing, MN. We should go see the worlds largest boot.

Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.

Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?

Jill: No way that place is so boring.
by kymcleodd December 1, 2010
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Embarrass, MN

In February 1996, Embarrass, MN recorded the coldest temperture in the continental states at -64 degrees fahrenheit (-53.3 C). This recording was verified for accuracy by Taylor Environmental Instruments.
Embarrass Minnesota is Bloody Cold.

Get ready for frost bite during the winters in Embarrass, MN.
by panger17 October 15, 2011
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Lino Lakes, MN

A quaint, mid-size suburb north of St. Paul. Known for its beautiful lakes and wilderness areas.

The city was ranked 36th on Money Magazine's Best Places to Live 2009.
I wish I lived in Lino Lakes, MN...
by minnesotansunite March 7, 2010
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Ada, MN

Ada, MN is the county seat of Norman County in North Western Minnesota. Ada prides themselves over their neighbors Twin Valley and Halstead. The community consists of mostly drunk farmers, stout helicopter mothers with short haircuts. It has a subway and a movie theater that is older than Methusula. In Ada, marijuana installs fear in its residents as much as the metaphoric devil himself. There's nothing for the youth to do who don't engage themselves in High School Athlete worship besides commit statutory rape, or cruise around aimlessly for hours with the occasional joint, pizzle or bottle of UV.

Don't go to Ada. Stay out. It's basically like one extended soap opera of Trailer Park Boys.
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ada, MN."

"Do you guys even have electricity up there?"
"Dude...fuck you."
by Liar,Liar,Plants for Hire June 26, 2017
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Red lake Mn

The most gangster place known to native Americans, a reservation where man hunts are normal and weed is used like cigs. Home to the Red lake Warriors. We even own a casino. Getz money.
(guy)Where u from bro?

(native) :Red lake MN, where u be at?

(guy) :Nowhere near that shit..
by Prodigy218 December 9, 2010
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Woodbury, MN

Woodbury is a city in Minnesota consisting of over 61,000 residents and growing.
While the education system is pretty good the people are a different story. Most bored housewives all tend to be the same carrying around their Louis Vuitton and Chanel bags and drink, gossip, and get boob jobs while their husbands are away at work. And their husband all play golf or cheat on their wives.
The kids who either attend Stillwater Area High School or Woodbury High School are completely different. The ones who go to Woodbury are either slutty/arrogant rich kids and the ones who go to Stillwater are slutty/drugged up rich kids.
Driving around Woodbury it is very common to see Range Rovers, Mercedes, and Lexus vehicles.
Woodbury is a growing city and is about to add 50,000 more residents within the next 5 years. And is planning on opening more stores. Louis Vuitton, Coach, and H&M is rumored to be interested in property to open up shop.
Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: I'm bored!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Me too! What is there to do in Woodbury, MN?

Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: Wanna go blow some cash on something useless?!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Hell yeah!
by iputmypseydonymhere October 31, 2011
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spring valley, mn

An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.
I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.
by okaybuthowaboutnot January 25, 2017
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