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sausage mitten

She felt like a sausage mitten.
by slonob February 1, 2004
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Meth Mites

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010
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mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her
1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!
by Peter Panache April 30, 2008
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Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
by Reidurost June 18, 2007
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The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.
Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..
by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013
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Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012
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Butt Mitzvah

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.
by DimeDropped November 21, 2010
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