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Match.com

The original dating website.
Match, like all online dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect man. The men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is! Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of people.

Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.

*several weeks later*

Bill: Oh my god match fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
by mrperson123 April 30, 2019
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Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 5, 2004
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wanna match

Used to ask if someone wants to put the same amount of drugs, usually marajuana in a circle so everyone is contributing equally to the group pot.
Ex:
"Hey holly wanna match tonight?"
"Yeah, I'll meet you out by the bridge,"
"Sweet, see you then"
by RockytopTN August 2, 2017
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Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.
Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath
by OliManter December 6, 2018
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test match

an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.
Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”

Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
by bromp February 22, 2010
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mirror match

Used in fighting games to describe a match between two of the same character.

During a mirror match the first player most commonly plays with the character's primary costume or outfit. The computer or second player's character wears an alternate outfit which can be an entirely different costume or a slightly off shaded version of the origianl
Sub-Zero faced off against Sub-Zero in the mirror match before the final endurace matches in Mortal Kombat
by Action Steve April 26, 2006
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match one

A term commonly used by marijuana smokers who both have and share one blunt or joint.
"Wassup bro you wanna match one?"
- hell yeah man I only have

one.
by MyRoman_Freak October 3, 2016
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