When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
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A Mid-sized town in the heart of Missouri.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
by Towns person March 26, 2009
Get the Lebanon Missouri mug.1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world
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Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.A small town about 15 mins east if Carthage Missouri. This town has more potheads and rednecks than you could imagine. Watch out for stds like chlamydia, HIV, and more!
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by David Parker March 2, 2005
Get the Missourah mug.When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.
-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
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