meshuggah

n.

1. A metal band from Sweden whose music features many dizzingly complex polyrhythms and hemiolas characteristic of free jazz and African drumming.

2. A metal group whose rhythmic concepts tend to go right over the heads of most metal fans, leading them to pigeonhole the band with such descriptions as "toughest band I've ever heard," thus raping them of the credibility they deserve.

adj.

1. Yiddish for "crazy."

Meshuggah is meshuggah!

by Sommy July 9, 2004

Pulled a Misha

Reference to the actor Misha Collins.
When people interpret your queerbaiting joke as a real coming out and you have to make statement a few days later explaining that you’re, in fact, straight.

Wait, I thought Aidan finally came out as bisexual! No, he pulled a Misha.

by Your friendly fandom bitch April 30, 2022

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

misfucked

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010

Misguided Directicisms

Used to explain somebodies complete lack of accuracy whether in physical sports or in their views and opinions

That guy totally has misguided directicisms

by BoredBlogger December 18, 2010

Misha’d

The act of getting fired for child abuse

Did you hear about that guy who got Misha’d

Yeah, he slapped that kid really hard

by Yoinkers scoob August 12, 2019

Mishael

Mishael's are the best but also gets annoyed when Starbucks GETS THE NAME WRONG. Anyways shes hot gorgeous hilarious the best to have as a friend and a boss.

Mishael is my best friend

by Thecreaterofnicethings December 16, 2019